BIttles LLC

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BiTTLE: [bit·​tle | 'bidl] noun  

A little bit of cake, a little bit of cereal, a little bit of chocolate, on a little spoon

OUR STORY

IN THE ENDLESS REACHES OF THE UNIVERSE, THERE ONCE EXISTED A PLANET KNOWN AS CAKES; A PLANET FULL OF BAKERS WHO CRAVED SWEETS AS GOOD AS STARS IN DISTANT HEAVENS. THERE, DESSERTS WERE FAR ADVANCED AND IT BROUGHT FORTH A RACE OF “BITTLES.” THESE MINIATURE TREATS HAD GIANT FLAVOR DEVELOPED TO THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF CONFECTION PERFECTION. BUT THERE CAME A DAY WHEN A MONSTROUS CALORIE BOMB THREATENED TO DESTROY CAKES FOREVER. ONE OF THE PLANET’S LEADING BAKERS, SENSING THE APPROACH OF DOOM, PLACED HER BITTLE ON A SMALL SPOON AND SENT IT HURTLING IN THE DIRECTION OF EARTH, JUST AS CAKES EXPLODED. THE SPOON SPED THROUGH STAR-STUDDED SPACE, LANDING SAFELY IN NEW YORK CITY WITH ITS PRECIOUS BURDEN. A GIRL FOUND THE UNINJURED SPOON AND CURIOUSLY TOOK IT INTO HER APARTMENT FOR SAFETY. AS YEARS WENT BY AND DESSERT SHOPS BLOOMED, THE GIRL FOUND HERSELF AMIDST THE MOUTHWATERING POWERS OF THE SPOON, AND DECIDED TO SHOW THE WORLD. 


DEVOURED QUICKER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET

CONVENIENT ENOUGH TO EAT ON ANY LOCOMOTIVE

ABLE TO ENTICE TASTE BUDS IN A SINGLE BITE


THE CREATION OF CAKES IS NOW AVAILABLE TO VISIT A MOUTH NEAR YOU..... AS LONG AS YOU'RE NEAR NEW YORK CITY




Reference from "Superman", Dave Fleischer, 1941

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Bittles LLC

New York, New York, United States

(201) 704-1681